I think the brains behind the operation could be an extremely right wing despot that is pushing liberal ideas to disguise this slow and sickly sweet world domination process. Once in power Dawson's Creek will reveal it's conservative, traditional manifesto and the world will have become a dictatorship. Meanwhile, capitol is pouring in as more and more people invest in grotesquely sentimental key rings depicting a smiling Dawson's Creek Cast with a pathetically pretty script reading, "love yourself even if you lose your keys."

Either that or it is an attempt to create an alternative reality. I have accidentally seen the website which can only be described as "fucking haunting" and am sure it is helping to breed sickos that think Dawson's Creek is real. To think all T.V. is real. Soon we will all be talking about our feelings, over reacting about coloured note paper and trying to be there for our friends WITHOUT EVER ACCOMPLISHING ANYTHING. Our voices will mutate and becoming annoyingly high and whiney. We will spend nine hours trying to make decisions. The world economy will start to crumble slowly but we will be too involved in our special "Dawson" world to notice. OH GOD. I think this may be a threat to international security. I have to launch my anti Dawson's Creek party and help save the world before it is too late. Before I turn into a snivelling, over emotional teeny bopper. SAVE OUR CYNICAL, TWISTED, DYSFUNCTIONAL REALITY, SAY NO TO DAWSON'S CREEK.

L

[Not that I’ve actually seen Dawson’s Creek more than about 1.5 times.]

UPDATE: It would appear that I am behind the times and that it is not Dawson’s Creek and Joshua Jackson that shall take over the world but The OC and Adam Brody or the other dude, Benjamin McKenzie, who shall shortly be taking over the world. Even some of my teachers are falling for there cunning plot. I alone shall stand between them and there ultimate goal, of world domination. I shall instead take it for my own and you shall all suffer my wrath. MHAHAHAHA. Nah, don’t worry I’m not planning on taking over the world anytime soon, I’ll leave that to the leader of the Ninja-Zombie-Jedi-Pirate Penguins of DOOM (who are currently engaged in a fierce battle with my frogs and Kafrekins borrowed pet rocks [Me being the Evil Mater of Frogs and Pet Rocks, after all]), PandaMan. Scarily enough he would actually be preferable to someone from Dawson’s Creek or The OC. Not entirely sure if I’d be kept alive or if I would be roasted alive. Hmmm, should be interesting though. Seeing as he IS, where he admits it or not, still in love (obsessed, or maybe just in like) with Poser, who is one of my best (arghhhhh, I’m actually saying it) –ish friends. Hopefully I could count on her to step in and stop the roasting.

Oh and really, I’m not as crazy as I may appear. However, for any craziness that I may exhibit I put the blame squarely on Kafrekins shoulders. They are HER pet rocks after all.

Written on 26 November 2005 at 10:54 am